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Best Spam Ever

Too bad there was no photo attached. I’d love to see a cheerful, kind, and fluffy woman who does not love slush:

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If I have interested you, with pleasure I shall tell about myself more in the following letter.
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I double-dog dare you to send an email to the address she provided….

More than enough dire consequences

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Dude. I can’t tension that importance either. Also, what is a personal net space? Is that like, the space around you underneath a net?

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Um… Thanks?

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I think he means that my posts are the best posts on the Internet. Or else he means they can’t start a fire for sh*t.

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Right. I’m going to email you and we’re going to “communicate”. That’ll happen. (Never.)

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Did he just call me a hack?