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Brown Bananas Part 2

Since yesterday’s post on brown bananas was so popular, I thought I’d share one more brown banana trick. Also because I had one last brown banana and I hadn’t yet read Kim’s comment on freezing them. Great idea, by the way. Anyhow, here you are, another post about bananas. Bananas!

Recipe for Fried Bananas

What you’ll need:
A brown banana
Cinnamon and sugar to taste

First you need to melt a lot of butter in a pan. Don’t be stingy!


You don’t have to melt your butter in the shape of a little dancing man like I did, but if you do, your fried banana will taste that much better. No pressure.

Peel your banana and slice it in half lengthwise. Lay it in the pan to fry.


Let it sizzle for a minute or so, then begin pushing it around the pan with a spatula. So it will soak up more butter. Also, maybe add a little bit more butter, because butter is delicious. Flip the banana slices frequently, so that both sides will get nice and golden. As the banana fries it will get softer, and it might break up into smaller pieces. That is a-ok.

getting golden

Mmmmm. Nice golden fried bananas. Once they seem to be very golden and hot and gooey, plate them and sprinkle them with cinnamon and sugar. Eat ’em up and marvel at all the wonderful things you can do with over-ripe brown bananas.

sweet fried bananas

I fried up these babies last weekend, but all this talk about butter and sugar and gooey banana goodness is making me hungry! Excuse me while I go fry up anther two or twelve bananas.


Brown Bananas

An Experiment in Baking
By Yours Truly

brown bananas

Three weeks ago, before I was knocked flat by the King of the Deadly Flu, I baked my first pie in my brand-new electric oven. I had a pile of brown bananas, which are particularly good for baking because they are so much sweeter than yellow bananas, so I decided to bake a banana cream pie. I’ll have you know that I bake the World’s Best Banana Cream Pie, I really do. So you can imagine my surprise when this pie turned out to be the World’s Worst Banana Cream Pie. It was … Awful. Really really awful. I’m not exactly sure what happened. I know I over-cooked the filling (stupid electric stove). And I forgot to poke holes in the crust before I baked it. But that doesn’t explain the clear gel that formed on the outside of the crust, or the fact that the bananas looked like chocolate and not bananas and no one, not even me, wants to eat bananas that are as brown as chocolate.

I briefly considered bringing the pie into the office for my co-workers to eat, but I would have had to lie about where it came from because I certainly wasn’t going to claim it as my own. I renamed it “Gummy Banana Cream Pie” and then I threw the whole thing in the garbage.

When I came upon yet another pile of brown bananas this weekend, (Mike buys them faster than we can eat them), I thought I’d try something a little different.

Brown Banana Muffins
Prep: 10 Minutes
Bake: 18 Minutes
Oven: 400*F
Makes: 12 Muffins
What You’ll Need:
1 3/4 cups all-purpose flour
1/3 cup sugar
2 teaspoons baking powder
1/4 teaspoon salt
1 beaten egg
1/2 cup milk
1/4 cup cooking oil

Preheat oven to 400 degrees. While oven is heating, peel your brown bananas, then smush them together with a fork until you have a cup of smushed brown bananas. Try not to throw up when you realize that they resemble a cup of banana-scented mucous.

banana mush

Grease twelve 2 1/2-inch muffin cups with butter. Do not use paper bake cups. Set aside.

In a medium bowl combine flour, sugar, baking powder, and salt. Make a well in center of flour mixture, set aside.

In another bowl, combine egg, milk, and oil. Curse yourself out loud when you realize you don’t have any cooking oil. Also? What exactly is cooking oil? Do they mean canola oil? Turn off the oven, throw on a sweater, grab your purse, and walk six blocks to the closest market, which happens to be a health food store, then spend seven dollars on the only kind of canola oil they sell, which happens to be organic. Roll eyes obviously when tattooed cashier girl gushes over the tattoos of the guy in front of you in line. Try not to laugh when she tries, and fails, to procure his phone number.

Return home, and re-preheat oven.

Add egg/milk/organic oil mixture into flour mixture all at once. Add banana mush and stir everything together until the flour mixture is moist. Batter should be lumpy.

Spoon batter into muffin cups, filling each about two-thirds full. If desired, sprinkle cinnamon over the tops.

raw muffins

Or you can get crazy and sprinkle cinnamon over HALF of your raw muffins, leaving the rest of your muff naked.

Wait. That came out wrong.

Bake muffins for 18 – 20 minutes, or until a wooden toothpick stuck in the center of a muffin comes out clean. Let muffins cool in the muffin cups on top of a wire rack for five minutes. Serve warm.

banana muffins

Or in my case, eat a half a dozen hot out of the oven before it occurs to you that perhaps you ought to save a few for your husband, who is hard at work. Then eat two or three more because they are that delicious.

What? I saved him four. Four muffins! How many muffs does a man need?