Me: I have to be out of here at 7:30 tomorrow morning. I have my first therapy session at 8:00 a.m.
Him: That’s right! With the cognitive behavioral specialist?
Me: Well, it’s the “assessment”. They have to decide if that’s what I need or if I need some different kind of therapy.
Him: So… you might not be back.
Him: I mean, one look at you and it’s off to the psych ward.
Me: I’m blogging that.