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Isla del Sol en las fotografías

What I can’t believe is that a) we’ve already been home from The Big Bolivian Adventure for over three weeks and 2) I’ve written five posts about the trip and I’m still only telling you about the second day. Alright, the fourth day if you count our first two travel days, BUT STILL. At this rate, I’ll be writing about Bolivia for the next year. If I can even remember everything for that long.

Hold on. Bolivia. Is that near Mexico? I can’t remember anymore.

If you’re counting from the day we left Los Angeles, day one was all air travel, day two was air travel, day three we puttered in La Paz, and day four we traveled from La Paz to Copacabana to Isla del Sol, where we commenced our first afternoon of trekking. It was a wonderful day and I wrote about it here. Now how about some pictures?

Wait, one more thing. I hate to say it but I have to: I’m incredibly disappointed by my photos of Isla del Sol. It was, without a doubt, one of the loveliest places I’ve ever visited. However, my photos portray a rather bleak and dusty little town. None of the charm exists in my digital renderings. There’s none of the bustle and beauty, the breeze and the sun and the sound of bleating sheep are glaringly absent. They’re just photos of stuff that barely hint at what was real. Like in ‘Beauty and the Beast’, when the enchanted rose wilts and begins to die, all the magic wearing out. My photos are a wilted version of what I saw in real life.

For example, I took the photo below of a family washing their laundry because, in person, it was exquisitely picturesque. Mama washing the family’s clothes on the shore of Lago Titicaca, Papa laying out the clean clothes to dry in the sun, the little children clambering up and down the rocky slopes, their shrieks and squeals of glee echoing off the island’s surface. It was lovely. And it does not translate. (Also, can we ignore the fact that I’m totally romanticizing a very mundane chore, made arduous by the fact that these people don’t have a laundry facility? What is wrong with me?)

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In the next photo, you’ll see Mike sharing the road with a pack of mules. Or, mulas, as they are called en español. This was exciting because, mulas! On the trail! Right next to us! I like totally grew up in suburbia and like have totally like never seen like a mule up close before! Like omigawd!

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Here we are, Mike and I, grinning and happy, Lago Titicaca behind us, two boxes of crackers in front of us. Dear readers, should you ever choose to spend extended periods of time hiking in the Andes, or even hiking on an island in the middle of a lake near the Andes, do not assume that you will be able to eat locally just because your copy of ‘Lonely Planet’ says you can. When the guidebook says there are stores that sell basic provisions, what they mean is there are stores that sell toilet paper, eggs, liters of soda, and llama wool sweaters. Please do not mistake “basic provisions” for “food you can safely carry in your backpack and eat on the trail.” If you do, you will go hungry.

Those crackers? That was all Mike, Dave, and I had to eat for dinner that night and breakfast and lunch the next day. Two boxes of crackers do not three meals for three people make. Why didn’t we buy more than two boxes of crackers? Because we’re americanos tontos. That’s why.

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And what is that? In the photo above? IT IS A RESTAURANT. In fact, it was one of a string of wonderful little mama-and-papa* restaurants that we stumbled upon as we climbed up the steep and curving road out of Yumani, towards our campsite (three-plus hours away) for the night. And did we stop for lunch? HELLS YEAH WE DID. We’re not that tantos. Not only did we eat lunch, we ate a two-course lunch of incredible, rich sopa and fried trucha and it was heaven. It was also the reason why we got away with eating only three crackers each for dinner that night.

*Mama took our orders, cooked our meals, and breastfed her baby while she waited for us to finish. Papa was in the garden, tending the animals. While we ate, donkeys wandered past the window. One even stared at us. I think it wanted my sopa.

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The people are not at all interested in having their picture taken, so I snuck this one of a family out for a late afternoon stroll with their pig. It’s a little bit hazy because I was zooming in from a bajillion feet away. (I am sneaky. Or disrespectful. You choose.)

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Un gatito! *photo courtesy of Dave

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Una niña! *photo courtesy of Dave

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Don’t you just want to fall over dead when you see those mountains? I later climbed them, yes I did. You may bow to me. I won’t mind.

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Tricia found a dead thing! *photo courtesy of Dave

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The dead thing that Tricia found. Hint: It’s a guinea pig. No, I do not know what happened to its other half.

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These sheep made me cry. Alright, it wasn’t entirely the sheep’s fault.

You see, we had been hiking along for several hours and we had eaten a very large lunch because we didn’t know when we would eat our next meal, when suddenly, I needed to go to the bathroom. (If you know what I mean.) Only we were hours away from the nearest bathroom, which meant that now, for the first time ever in my life, I was going to have to poop somewhere that wasn’t a bathroom. Which would have been fine had we been hiking in the wilderness in the middle of nowhere, but we were hiking on a road, passing trekkers, tourists, townspeople, and sheep herders every minute or two. This was a very populated road. There were no trees, no big rocks, no privacy anywhere. The longer I hiked the more uncomfortable I got and before I knew it I was hiking with tears streaming down my face. Not tears of discomfort, but tears of “oh my goodness I think I’m going to have to poop in front of a sheepherder.” Mike and Dave both tried to convince me to climb off the path, they swore if walked far enough away from the path I’d have enough privacy to do what I needed to do, but when I tried, THE SHEEP. THEY FOLLOWED ME. And I just couldn’t do it. After an hour or so we finally came upon a small patch of trees and Mike walked me off the road into a secluded cluster and once the deed was done I decided that in fact? Pooping in the woods is kind of awesome. Carrying poopy toilet paper in a ziplock in my backpack? Not awesome. But doing your business outdoors in the breeze is sort of fantastic. Not that I’m going to start doing it on a regular basis or anything, but really? It wasn’t worth the tears.

PS. On our last day of hiking in the Andes I got really sick and actually dropped trou behind a rock next to a farmhouse. Because it was that or shit my pants. And then guess what? I only had gas! The worst gas in the history of the universe, but it was only gas. I dropped my pants next to someone’s house for a fart. So. freaking. embarrassing.

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We made camp that night about ten minutes away from where I had my first outdoor pooping experience. You can’t tell at all, but this was a beautiful campsite. We were high up on the ridge of the island, surrounded on both sides by the lake. We made camp, gawked at the scenery, ate three crackers each, and were in our sleeping bags and asleep before dark. Warm, cozy, and only a little bit hungry.

L.A. to Mexico City to Tapachula…

…to Lima to Santa Cruz to La Paz

La Paz = Love

Cementario del Distrito

Copacabana


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  • http://twitter.com/_josey_ Josey

    “I dropped my pants next to someone’s house for a fart. ” — I just busted up laughing at this point. :) Awesomeness.

    • http://ASeriousGirl.com Patricia Frost

      :-D I’m glad it made you laugh. It makes me laugh now too.

  • Tara

    Now tha’s what I’m talkin’ bout!

    • http://ASeriousGirl.com Patricia Frost

      Did you like it? It was super long, I know, but if I break every day of the trip into multiple posts, I’ll be writing about it for years.

  • http://the-ayrie.net Hawk

    Sheep like naked people, they’re weird that way… You really packed your poopy paper out? We had a guide in Maine try that on us once. My scoutmaster/senior advisor (we were Explorer Scouts) told him as soon as he saw a bear packing his poop outta the woods, so would we.

    Oh, the guinnea pig? That was llamas, never trust the llamas.

    • http://ASeriousGirl.com Patricia Frost

      Leaving tp in the woods is just like leaving any trash in the woods. We didn’t pack our poop out, just the used paper. No littering! (P.S. bears don’t use tp!)

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      • http://the-ayrie.net Hawk

        Paper decomposes even faster’n poo  :)

        I do want to say I AM against littering. Many a time at our scout camp I handed out 50 gal. garbage bags and pointy sticks to kids I caught littering telling ‘em bring it back full or you don’t eat from my kitchen.

        But poop paper? No way, no how… it’s tree. I’m bringing nature back to nature, twice!

  • http://www.kimskitchensink.com Kim’s Kitchen Sink

    1) I bow to you
    2) 3 crackers? How did you survive?
    3) pooping in the woods is awesome, as long as you bring enough tp (and Hawk, the reason they say to pack it out — supposedly — is because human poop has unnatural stuff in it and bear poop is just like grass and berries? except for the bears that steal campers’ food I suppose?)
    4) When my friend Reed was staying over this weekend, we went down to do laundry and found a MUCHLY decomposing like, half-chewed mouse carcass.  Or something.  She saw it and was all “get me a bag and a piece of cardboard or something” but then when I did, she realized she couldn’t handle it.  I looked it and almost barfed.  Thankfully, we had a dude over at the house building furniture for me, and he took care of it.  Be cause we were totally squeamish, grossed out little girls.  I wish you had been there.

    • http://ASeriousGirl.com Patricia Frost

      I CANNOT BELIEVE YOU DIDN’T TAKE A PICTURE FOR ME.

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      • http://www.kimskitchensink.com Kim’s Kitchen Sink

        I was so grossed out I couldn’t even look at it.

      • http://www.kimskitchensink.com Kim’s Kitchen Sink

        It was basically a little bloody, furry ball of something. I didn’t get a good look because I was hiding at the top of the stairs. I hope I don’t offend you with my being grossed out at the dead thing.