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More than enough dire consequences

Today I deleted 167 spam comments from my blog. Some of them are so fantastic I had to share them with you. I think you’ll appreciate the craft with which they were drafted. I have not edited them in any way, they are exactly as I received them. Check it:

You get being funny and also sounding too severe all at the exact same time, I can’t tension that importance in writing and modifying one’s personal net space.

Dude. I can’t tension that importance either. Also, what is a personal net space? Is that like, the space around you underneath a net?

I cannot suggest you sufficient for your efforts and skills for what you’ve posted here. There should be no 1 to be able to get to the point quicker than you.

Um… Thanks?

This topic is simply matchless , it is pleasant to me.

I think he means that my posts are the best posts on the Internet. Or else he means they can’t start a fire for sh*t.

Do you know what, this entry is probably your greatest for the time being. Words can’t describe how excellent it really is yet keep it up make certain you.

My greatest entry “for the time being.” That is brilliant. I will make certain keep it up me.

I apologise, but, in my opinion, you commit an error. I suggest it to discuss. Write to me in PM, we will communicate.

Right. I’m going to email you and we’re going to “communicate”. That’ll happen. (Never.)

This can be a topic that I include an amazing strong passion about. I over most people today omit how outstanding this originate is. I assume here is the underlying upon which a great uncountable other things are built in trunk we do this move shameful, there are more than enough of dire consequences in song’s destiny. So, we ought to be prudent and think wide how we want to entry this topic. I blame the hack for giving a fantastic first examine at towards it.

Did he just call me a hack?


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  • Kim

    Oh dear, this was so very funny. I almost don’t want to tell you to install Disqus commenting on your blog to be rid of the spammy stuff. BUT if you want to save time and not really have to deal with the spam, you should use Disqus 😉

    • Frost

      You’re right. I should. The only reason I haven’t is because I feel like I don’t have time to do any of the things I want to do. Which is ridiculous. It’s a mind-trip. A story. Garbage. Also, I’m afraid of things I’m not familiar with. You know what? I’m gonna beat down my fears. Conquer them! I’m going to do something I’ve never done before! I’m going to install Disqus!

    • Oh and look! I did it!

  • Fredi

    You are originate and unaccountable, plus shameful and fantastic hack….write to me in AM; if you are lucky, we will communicate. Your funny and severeness is make me communicate long time – if you know what I talk.

  • Frog Man

    Hoo Haw!

  • Hawk

    Hey, where’d my comment go? Why are teh comments in reverse order?
    I does not like this new comment system, Sam I am…

    • Oh, I don’t know. It’s all new to me. But we’ll figure it out and it will end up wonderful. Absolutely wonderful!

  • Dawn

    Yoda?

  • RYellin

    Happy New Year, Unmaterial Girl/

  • Tara

    Missing you…….