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I love you, but

Me: Do these need to go in the laundry?

Him: I don’t know. ┬áSniff ’em.

Me: … I love you, but I’m not going to sniff your shorts.

Him: You know you want to.

Me: If you wanted me to want to you’d have married a gal with one of those fetishes.


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  • Tara

    Amen, Sister.

  • ‘Cita

    Anything on the floor goes to laundry!

    • Frost

      But what if it isn’t dirty??

  • ‘Cita

    Anything of His on the floor – women usually Know if something of theirs needs to be laundered.

  • Jim

    I like his humor, but next time I would get him to sniff his own shorts. =)