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Excerpts from Dinner


Him: I’m so tired.  If it were up to me I’d spend the rest of the night curled up with bad TV and a box of Girl Scout Cookies.
Me: Aw, honey!  Are you getting your period?
Him: … …
Me: Have the cramps started or are you just feeling icky?
Him: … The only cramp I have is the Tricia-shaped cramp up my asshole.

Yowza.  And that’s what you get for being contemptuous!

(No, but really.  It’s all in good fun, folks.  All in good fun.  You better watch out or I’ll punch you in the face!)

(I hope somebody got that joke. Otherwise things between us are getting pretty awkward right about now.)


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  • Hahahaha. *sigh* I miss you guys.

  • Tara

    Yes, fear not, I got the joke. Did he?

  • ahahahahahah! wow, so funny. bahahahah.